Chief Rabbi

Found this in the street, it was like christmas. I didnt Open it though as it would never be what i wanted, i was hoping for a super jew cape.

Roooneyyyy

I shit you not Mickey Rooney in Cinderella, which means his burnt marshmallow face is everwere in Bristol, lifes good

Tippex cock

An old teacher once told me that a kid in her class was not paying attention, so she went to the back of the room to have words with him. To her horror she discovered he was colourng in his cock with tippex. There is no way of getting out of that, thats what makes it so genius

Treats

Poo dogs is my new crew, i know your all jealous but your get over it. Also the best TV add ever a fly and my toes, If you dont love Kent your a shitbag thats a fact...

Get your guts sucked

12ft dog

this dog is 12ft tall so i can only get photos of it looking down, for breakfast it has thirty fried eggs on toast. What a fatty

Bunny bath

Tuesday night is always my turn to bathe the bunny, he wriggles like a bugger.

Lets all sing the cat in a skip song

my favouite sort of drunk momments

For the love of god why...

i have nothing to say but the jealousy runs deep

Free Alan

There is beliving in a cause but there is also looking like a knob for weeks

Pint piss

Its ok to piss on a wall if there are already piss stains FACT. But dont piss on your foot and think about were you put your pint, or your get the piss pint worry

Get your cock off my sofa

A night full of a milion storys you wouldnt want your nan to hear. This is the best picture as he still has his pants on...