Night spider

I like them as long as they are no where near me, at least 2 miles. Give way signs that is

snake on a wall

Genius on so many levels, i will never be this good

Graffiti

bit of window shopping

See what i did there...

Bird flu

If you can get this close to a bird, then you have the lergy

Cat piss

The word piss is not funny, cat piss on the other hand is

Fuck your mum

That fish tank is pretty tasty, it really adds something to the room. There is nothing that says cosy more then a tank full of shitty water.
Who wants a doll with a face like a car crash, apparently no one