Last bit of mental

Thats it you have a nice sitty down shower whilst the big moldy owl watches your back.

Aint got the mental upstairs

Just found these photos from a while back. Walking around an abandoned mental home is like being ten again, you just end up scaring yourself, laughing and smashing stuff. Peter Pan for life

Party boy

Imagine this but moving and drunk. Now welcome to my world

Dog hair

Telling your girlfriend that there hair looks like a dog then making her pose for a photo, is a sure way of getting the good stuff

Pissed as a cat

You know when your cat dresses up as a vampire and hides in your room, dont you just hate that.

Smash dem tins

This is like three center folds from Razzle if your a painter. Ohhhh drippy paint, its enough to make your nubin twitch.