I Care too

Its true, i once put a dead hedghog in the bin as it made the road smell bad

My porn collection

As soon as my lass is out for the night, i get these out and roll around in them, shouting stop it you rusty little buggers

Sketch/Cider/Queenie

I like to think i make my mum proud

Wander

I couldnt take a phone call due to being covered in snakes blood, That doesn't happen much.

Richt

FMS

Some things ive seen

There is always things to do. Tv sucks get out

St Pauls

If you need a door stop why not use a plastic gun, it gives off the perfect amount of dont fuck with me vibes. There is nothing more embarrassing then getting beats with a pink baseball bat

Silly billy

Dude dude whats down there, oh a door

Get your brush on

Mulsh fill all the way

What dreams are made of

Explaining to someone the feeling of finding a big empty building when they dont paint is easy. Just say the feeling you get when a roast dinner is put in front of you in a pub on a sunday after a hangover. That comes with a free dvd copy of Jumanji for later

Dark

Painty sexy time

Wet rats

Welcome to Bristol, doesn't he look happy

Rain play

He done fell in the water

Old but Gold

This makes me twitch

old bike legs...

He has trouble tying his shoes