Word to mother

Nose stink

I picked this up to wave about because i'm an idiot. Then I had a piss and touched my penis, which made me worry about getting 'dog dick' for ages, which is a disease I thought up in my head.

Jano...

Jano is like a paint wizard, so good it hurts

Richt/MrJago...

A tattoo is for life not just for christmas

Yeah thats right he has had an implant gem put in to look like an earing, almost good as watching him get his nipples tattooed, what a silly billy

Titty dog finger

Just two great things i saw this week.

Things that make me twitch

Opening a box of paint is like finding porn in the woods

Choo Choo

Gay as a window.

Cider and pesto

I was a student 8 years ago, what the fuck is going on. I either need to grow up or buy some food

Who's your mate

Get a bit sleepy did you, thought you'd lay down...

Oath grass tag

You're not up till you've hit all the blades bruv