its smiling for fuck sake

Saw this poster up in the Cats protection charity shop. Bloody genius id protect that little fella, he would definitely not end up in a black sack in the thames

12 days of christmas show

Got the next show on Friday in Bristol, here's a mess about shot from last year, when we had the run of a police station... Things got a bit stupid

Chief Rabbi

Found this in the street, it was like christmas. I didnt Open it though as it would never be what i wanted, i was hoping for a super jew cape.

Roooneyyyy

I shit you not Mickey Rooney in Cinderella, which means his burnt marshmallow face is everwere in Bristol, lifes good

Tippex cock

An old teacher once told me that a kid in her class was not paying attention, so she went to the back of the room to have words with him. To her horror she discovered he was colourng in his cock with tippex. There is no way of getting out of that, thats what makes it so genius

Treats

Poo dogs is my new crew, i know your all jealous but your get over it. Also the best TV add ever a fly and my toes, If you dont love Kent your a shitbag thats a fact...

Get your guts sucked

12ft dog

this dog is 12ft tall so i can only get photos of it looking down, for breakfast it has thirty fried eggs on toast. What a fatty

Bunny bath

Tuesday night is always my turn to bathe the bunny, he wriggles like a bugger.

Lets all sing the cat in a skip song

my favouite sort of drunk momments

For the love of god why...

i have nothing to say but the jealousy runs deep

Free Alan

There is beliving in a cause but there is also looking like a knob for weeks

Pint piss

Its ok to piss on a wall if there are already piss stains FACT. But dont piss on your foot and think about were you put your pint, or your get the piss pint worry

Get your cock off my sofa

A night full of a milion storys you wouldnt want your nan to hear. This is the best picture as he still has his pants on...

things i done seen

Random...

Asthmatic party

the aftermath of a asthmatic party. They know how to have fun, the mental pictures are almost to much

Why i hate spiders

This is a FACT and will happen to you. I think the weirdest thing is the fact he is wearing a hat.

Best cake salesman

Its bigger then its head the greedy fuck

The best oven salesman ever

Genius on so many levels

Builders always have a laugh

If your going to put newspaper up in a window let this be your lesson. Even old people like tits

Guernsey abuse

Had a trip to Guernsey a while back was full of lots of booze and feeling bad the next day. I never did have a sexy pie

Kittens and kissing

Ive printed these photos on to a duvet so i can eat ice cream and watch dirty dancing in bed on a sunday. Life is great

Fatty Mudwig

Shift it you big chip faced idiot

phone selection

Wee bit of fox in a hat, and some other gems

Love Kent

its the garden of England so get with it